Perfect Timing

So my sister's husband had some neck work done and was being kinda lazy for the day while his neck healed.
(Backstory) My nephew loves his Dad, no doubt, but it was quite cute to hear his dad say "Of all the times you choose to be lovey dovey it's AFTER I have a tender neck."
And it was so true, he usually dreads being extra cuddley with his dad, usually has to "fight" him to get him to snuggle, however on thos day he crawled up onto the arm of the chair and nuzzled in right onto his shoulder and neck. The moment was too cute to pass up, and yet it was the worst moment for comfort. Anyway here is what I call both seriously and sarcastically "Perfect Timing."