Metroid Samus Buddypoke

I vaguely remember metroid when it first came out...and when the remake came out i was stoked, but in the end disappointed, but it still doesn't change the fact that aside from lara croft, Samus is the most badass heroine there is. i mean she can contort into a 1 meter ball...she must fuck like a tiger! so here is Varia and Zero Suit Samus as a buddypoke